Are there only jerks on the road? Where did those people learn to drive? Did they even learn it? I don't f*cking think so!
I almost had three accidents on the way to my boyfriend's and one on the way back. Open your f*cking eyes, dammit!

This ringlike thing in front of you is the wheel - you use it for steering. Turning it right and left will make you drive in the same direction. Just try it.
Below your cute little feet are two pedals (three, if you use a manual gear), the one on the right is for accelerating, the middle one for braking. U-S-E it!
Oh, and there are also mutiple mirrors installed on your car. They're supposed to let you see what's BEHIND you. To see what's NEXT TO you, you just have to turn your head and use those little eyeballs in your face.

I know, that were quite a few facts at once. But do me - and the rest of the driving population - a favour and JUST TRY to remember them when you get in your car the next time.
Thanks.